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[429313 [Feb 20, 2007]]

The Irish Drunk

An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally
says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls
flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures
he will crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him
up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides
to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door he
stands and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom.

When he reaches his bed, he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and
is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting
loudly, "So, you've been out drinking again?"

"What makes you say that?" he asks as he puts on an innocent look.

"The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."