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Location: Santa Clara, CA USA
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 Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:30 pm Post subject: COP VS. LITTLE GIRL |
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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, 'Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!'
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!'
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa:
The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top! |
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red_eyes
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| Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:26 am Post subject: |
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| ROFL! |
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mell
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
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Location: existing Kuala Lumpur, MY - working in Australia, Singapore, Qatar & Dubai.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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LOL ! I cant breath !! ~ Hahahahahaha ~  |
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Autistic
Joined: 01 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Eh, why's the topic in all caps? |
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mark
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Location: Santa Clara, CA USA
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| Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Because I knew that some horse had two dicks. |
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lordbone
Joined: 25 Mar 2010
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| Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:24 am Post subject: |
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wow i didnt expect that ha ha ha  |
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Neal
Joined: 08 Aug 2009
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| Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:58 am Post subject: |
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| mark wrote: | | Because I knew that some horse had two dicks. |
It took me a while for me to understand that remark but now I do. |
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Manit
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| Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:36 am Post subject: |
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| hehehehh.... |
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